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almost 5 years later [20 Aug 2010|02:10pm]
i am so bored
Shuffle your CD player or whatever and pick the first 14 songs…

1. How does the world see me?
"zak and sara" -ben folds

2. Will I have a happy life?
"beat it" -mj

3. What do my friends really think of me?
"dance, dance, dance" -steve miller band

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"ive just seen a face" -jim sturgess from 'across the universe'

5. How can I make myself happy?
"holiday" -weezer

6. What should I do with my life?
"you may be right" -billy joel

7. Why is life full of so much pain?
"blue eyes" -elton john

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"what you know" -ti

9. Will I ever have children?
"another" -biggie

10. Will I die happy?
"nasty boy" -biggie

11. What is some good advice for me?
"flake" -jack johnson

12. What is happiness?
"don't panic" -coldplay

13. What is my favorite fetish?
"kryptonite" -big boi

14. How will I be remembered?
"dig it" -beatles
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i am so bored [09 Dec 2005|11:58pm]
Shuffle your CD player or whatever and pick the first 14 songs…

1. How does the world see me?
"If I had it all" - dave matthews band

2. Will I have a happy life?
"pick a number please" -dane cook (a skit about those fortune teller things u folded out of paper)

3. What do my friends really think of me?
"you don't know my name" - alicia keys

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"the only living boy in new york" -simon and garfunkel

5. How can I make myself happy?
"gimme back my bullets" -lynyrd skynyrd

6. What should I do with my life?
"un-break my heart" -toni braxton

7. Why is life full of so much pain?
"i'll feel a whole lot better" -the byrds

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"why don't you get a job?" -offspring
(does that mean i'm a golddigger?)

9. Will I ever have children?
"changes" -2pac

10. Will I die happy?
"i will always love you" - whitney houston

11. What is some good advice for me?
"when the shit goes down" -cypress hill

12. What is happiness?
"communism" -common

13. What is my favorite fetish?
"at the zoo" - simon and garfunkel

14. How will I be remembered?
"late for work" -dane cook
(holy crap i've only been to work like twice the three years i worked there!..whatev)
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[03 Dec 2005|06:48pm]
i broke my thumb. itts hard to type. goodnight
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[28 Nov 2005|11:22pm]
next semester is gonna be fucking sweet.

i randomly checked isis today to see if i could mess around with my schedule...and my music lit class had an opening for the online section! i wanted that one anyway, but it was full. so it had one freaking seat open and i grabbed it. this is AWESOME because it was originally my 8:30 class....and then i didn't have a class til 5:00 (because i'm planning on working during the day). so now i don't have classes until 5! i'm so excited. and it's not like i have a lot of classes at night too. i go until 6 monday, wed, and fri. and then tuesday i have 5-8 because it meets once a week. thursdays i have no class until february where i have a cpr class for a few hours that night and it only lasts 5 weeks. YES

i'm so excited. i want this semester to be over.

oh these exams coming up are pretty nice too. i'm going home monday the 12th! no math test. english portfolio (editing past essays) due the 7th. chem test the 12th. philosophy paper due the 14th but i'm gonna have so much time to do it i'll get it done by the 12th so i can go home.

yippe tweeee
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[28 Nov 2005|10:13am]
I just spent about 15 minutes on the phone with telemarketer people. I usually just hang up right away, but this time I decided to listen. It was SO funny! They are so stupid and obviously (OBVIOUSLY) just read out of a little book. I was asking weird questions and she was like "hold on a sec...." and then a few seconds later she responded totally with a written answer, after flipping through the book.

What a wacko. I love fucking with those people. I figure, if I hang up right away I won't have to deal with it. But if I keep them on the line for a while it probably pisses them off even more because they think they are going to get me to buy something but instead I just wasted 15 minutes of their time where they could have gotten in contact with other customers.

oh the few joys we have in life..
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[18 Nov 2005|09:20pm]
[ mood | sad ]

So I just put a hold on a flight from Orland at 7:20 to go to Maine on Tuesday...what a great Thanksgiving break this is going to be..I won't be able to go home:(. But it might change to leaving on Thursday (Thanksgiving day) which means I will go home and just fly out from West Palm.

The reason I am going up there is for my Grandfather's potential funeral...:(

This sucks.

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[17 Nov 2005|01:04pm]
I totally forgot that people can add you as friends on livejournal and you don't have to 'accept' them like on facebook and myspace or whatever.

So I changed my major. and it's pretty official. I'm totally a math (nerd) major now.

And like, I'm not taking chem next semester. My dream when I came here was to go to med school and be a psychiatrist. But now it's changed...and I realized how much I hate chemistry. The only reason I like it is because of the math. The concepts...I really have no idea what's going on in that area. Heat enthalpy? what the fuck...

Sooo yeah. I dropped chemistry for next semester and replaced it with Intro to Music Lit. :) It's for a gen ed credit anyways and it seems cool because I know a lot about music. I think I might minor in music theory or something because I used to be interested in that a lot. But whatever we will all see next semester.

All I know is I have to write a paper for English tomorrow and I am being SO lazy.

What I have done so far today:

Woke up and went to chem class.
Ate a bagel and cream cheese.
Slept for another two hours.
Woke up and ate some strawberries.
Fixed my schedule
Ate a lean pocket (broccolli, cheese, chicken)
Now I"m trying to write my essay but can not get motivated at all!

Alright I'm leaving. PEACE
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[30 Jun 2005|01:32pm]
what the hell??? i just got my wisdom teeth removed today. i am on percosets now and they aren't doing shit???? i think they're starting to kick in right now though. cool stuph. so i'm making mashed potatoes beecause my mouth is numb as fuck. and then i'm gonna eat the mashed potatoes and watch harold and kumar. because that movie is fucking awesome

right now i'm chillin on my laptop at the table downloading music. waiting for my god damn mashed potatoes.

i had a good cry lastnight. it was good because it felt good to let everything out...and it did all come out i think

my jaw is so freaking numb. i hope that it doesnt stay like this. i'll fucking die :(

well maybe then i could sue them and get all the money i need for college. yay!

why does it take 35 minutes to cook these damn potatoes? its just like one of the premade ones that come in the little paper container and you put it in the toaster oven. so why does it take so long?

i feel like my mouth is getting number and number. maybe its the drugs....hopefully it's the drugs

chris is coming over and bringing me pudding later =) yay. so far i've eaten two things of apple sauce. POTATOES NEXT!
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[30 Jun 2005|11:31am]
i just got my wisdom teeth out and feel weirddddd. there's blood allllll in my mouth and it is disgusting!
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orientation [16 Jun 2005|03:34pm]
so i went to orientation! i got my schedule for first semester..

i'm taking:

intro to philosophy
intro to chemistry
calculus 2
english 101


yay =)

i'm excited about philosphy. i loveeee analyzing shit
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[16 Jun 2005|03:32pm]
Your IQ Is 120

Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Above Average

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[13 Jun 2005|05:55pm]
going to gainesville tomrrrow for orientation!!!! yayyyy
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my night last night [11 Jun 2005|11:54am]
So i went over to ed's house last night...and kara got me the funniest shit ever from new orleans. It's a mardi gras bead necklace with little rubber penises hanging on it! And (here's the best part), when you squeeze them...white goo pops out! AHAHA

ehhhh...my night last nightCollapse )
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Alright here's a philosophical moment [09 Jun 2005|12:31pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

I think that the fact that I was extremely languid before I started smoking pot, contributes to why I have continued onward on this lazy progression.

But not today! I swear I will do things today. Important things. Things that will be big factors in shaping who I am tomorrow, or for years to come.

And it will all start with a simple shower that I will complete in T minus 3 minutes.



Showers signify the start of doing something productive. Because you are just in this clean-refreshed-okay now I can do anything because I am clean-mood. BETTER GO TAKE ONE!


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mmm [09 Jun 2005|12:23am]
ihop tasted so good. I had strawberry pancakes.

i'm going to promise myself that i need to go to the gym tomorrow.

i also need to do all the things i wrote on my todo list on the calandar. that i will do tomorrow. WILL DO!!

anyways, i think i'm gonna catch up on some precious beauty sleep that i missed out on last night from coming home at fo in tha morning.

nighty night night night. dont let the bed bugs bite...or the JOINTS! all of the lovely joints!

what? bye
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awwwwww! [07 Jun 2005|07:59pm]
[ mood | lazy ]

Just another day. i LOVE him! =)

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graduation pictures [04 Jun 2005|11:36am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

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here's some moCollapse )

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weeeee [04 Jun 2005|09:29am]
I'm on my mom's new computer now. And we have cable!! When I finally get a new computer for myself (a little ibook =) ), she finally gets one AND cable! What tha fuggggg? Oh well I'm getting something so I have cable in my room soon. YAY! songs! hahaha

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo life is good. No school, just work and play!! And I love work cause I make money and then I play afterwards! But I think sometime today I'm going to take a nap so I can play for a while after work without getting tired.

I don't know what I'm saying.

I'm drinking coffee. I'm up this early because Mr. Brown had to wake up super early this morning to go to work at 8:30 so I just decided to go home and get some shit done (i.e.: download music).

I'll probably be posting pictures from grad soon. Love =)
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of course my digital camera breaks the day of grad... [26 May 2005|10:26am]
[ mood | determined ]

...but I'll have other pictures just from a regular camera. But I wanted to plug them right into my computer...my NEW computer! I have an ibook =) I love it so much. and an ipod. and a keyboard to make music.

I want to play with it all but I'm really hung over and smelly from last night soooooooo I'm gonna take a shower before I get sucked into doing everything I need to do today...which is a lot.

I'm graduated!

...and that's all there is to it.

Last night was fucking awesome.

But now I am turning over a whole new life--and I'm excited about it.

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it feels soooooooo good! [11 May 2005|10:28am]
[ mood | relieved ]

I haven't updated in so long. Does anybody read this? Oh well...so here's life (because I'm bored and a little high right now).

Senior sign out is today and tomorrow. Already signed out of three classes! I could have done it all today but my retard ass left my textbooks at home. And one of them is in my locker which I don't know the combination to....but I'll figure it all out. TOMORROW I'M DONE!

I'm so happy all that bullshit has passed. Now on to bigger and better things at UF.

This weekend I think I might trip. Should I be saying this shit on livejournal? Are they watching me? Fucking cops.

You never know. Isn't there certain stuph (I just realize I still write 'stuph' on the computer. It doesn't matter how long it's been since I wrote 'stuph', but it just automatically came back even though I'm thinking 'stuff'. whatever) that you can type and the government can start checking your computer? Or is that conversations? I don't know.

Why are there so many rhetorical questions?

Today is so blah though. I have absolutely no obligations. I didn't have to work all week and I don't work until Friday. No school for like a good 3 months. IT'S SO WEIRD TO JUST HAVE TO DO NOTHING! I LOVE IT!

I think I'm gonna go in my bed and jam out to music.


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